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Ludicrous Update on Telsa Model X. Still no sound.

As groovyman.com has maintained, Telsa is laying down drag times that obliterate gasoline combustion engines by a few .10 of a second. And yes, Ludicrous mode is scary (sort of). But where is the wail? I am…

As groovyman.com has maintained, Telsa is laying down drag times that obliterate gasoline combustion engines by a few .10 of a second. And yes, Ludicrous mode is scary (sort of). But where is the wail?

I am still not sure I want to pilot the world's fastest sewing machine.

What's more there are so many nanny devices on the Teslas that going Ludicrous does not feel the same Hellcat or the magnificent CTS-V, or manner of Hennessy monster. You need to see God when you go that fast, not some Silicon Valley geek (who only thinks he is God.)

Moral of this missive: it's not how fast you go, it's how you go fast.

P.S. Here are the slips for the Model X which just posted the world's record for an SUV, which groovyman.com can confirm is true.